Government and Meth: Are They trying to keep something from us?

Who remembers D.A.R.E.?


I sure as hell do. My officer, Officer Zinns or something was the man. Didn't tell us we couldn't drink, just to be careful if you are hanging out with an angry drunk or happy drunk. He was a chain smoker telling us not to smoke. LAWLZ

But the point is for this one, watch the Family Guy clip I posted below, and tell me you don't want to try crystal meth after seeing that shit. Peter flies through a fucking roof. If the side effects of meth were super powers like that, would you honestly not even consider to try it? If no then you are one hell of a moron.

So is it the US government lying to us? Or is it Family Guy? The answer is obvious, so please don't go and try to score a bag of meth from your friendly neighborhood drug dealer after reading this. It would be nice though to just imagine drugs with side effects of Superman-like standards, would it not be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhYazY79YXo