One of those Nights

Remember in one of my past posts on this site about the weird drunk kid eating dust? Yeah well that man struck again.
  
So it's a Tuesday night and me and my friends "Flaccid", "Cinna Toast", and "Karl" decided since we had finished all of our homework, to have a little bit of fun. That fun involved going uptown to a Bar.

So we pregamed a little bit, here and there. A bottle of wine ( no homo), shots of everclear, some vodka, and a couple of beers. By the time we left, it was already looking like tonight was oing to turn into a shit show. Oops.

So we hit the bar up. bought a couple of pitchers of brew, and sat down. Karl was pretty darn drunk, and so he started to hit on girls next to us on the bench. Good job Karl! It started a whole conversation with a group of girls that were blessed with good looks. We just shot the shit, talking about anything for a while. Karl started to dance with one of the girls who was probably gone as he was. She was HOT though. They eventually start to make out and that's when I got bored.

SO, I stumbled out of the bar heading home by myself, until I see my room mate who was coming to meet us and so he got our sober driver to give me a ride home.

Later that night, after everyone got back, except for Flaccid, which we had no idea where he was, but who cares (Sorry Flaccid). Karl was the reason no one cared, because he was wasted beyond belief. He was first betting dollars on coin flips, until it was interrupted by myself throwing up into a soda cup from Subway. It was impressive aim, if I could brag for a second, considering the state I was in.

Karl decided to chug a bit more everclear, smooth move, and soon blacked out. Oops again hahaha, he proceeded to get stuck in a trash can, try to escape from our house ( Thanks to my roommate for catching him before he could), ate tape with an Asian friend "Dong" trying to tape his mouth shut. He got locked inside his own room thinking it was someone else's door. Tried breaking down his door with a gallon of iced tea, which ended up all over the hall. Berated and egg- like looking friend, and called out another dude for being a fag by saying "He's so gay that he went up to Ricky Martin, and told him he was gayer than Ricky Martin!". By then he passed out and it was all over. Well, at least he has the weekend to redeem himself, or dig a deeper hole. HAHA bye!